We love to anticipate. You must have read this remarkable article about Starbucks’ entry to India: http://wapo.st/zht8bA
When Indian fashion jewellery major “Bodylove” decided to open their first series of stores in the United States, we too wondered what they will offer to suite the taste of the Big Apple. And our survey and experts came up with this awesome list of suggestions:
- Cool n Funky: For the fashion conscious – Platinum eyebrow nails, with complimentary Ribbed Gold lip rings. Also available on special request – miscellaneous unprintable piercing jewellery.
- Underground: Targetting the rich liberated juvinile, real Gold plated guns with silver bullets
- For the Gamers: Gold plated football helmet with “This ain’t no soccer” embossed
- Dirty stuff: Various unprintable clothes with gold buckles and weapons dedicated to the Gods of the Blue
- Nirvana: Gold plated dispenser needles, with complimentary snuff spout
- Stake: This one’s a surprise entry – a model of a golden F-16 Hornet with 2 lines written below: “Duniya ka Theeka” written in Devnagiri script, and “We love America” in English
- And lastly for everyone: A celebration of pure racism – black and white … er… Gold and platinum striped special edition of the star spangled banner
Oh yes! We all knew great America is all about racism, guns, drugs, and paedophiles.
Honest Blabber 